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The Hot Male Authors Gratuitous Sexual Objectification Party

2010 August 11

Okay, I have absolutely nothing to blog at the moment because I think I’m current experiencing a dry up of the blogging muse, so why not throw a beauty pageant of sorts?

Okay, who is the hottest male author in your opinion? (All photos are clickable.)

Is it BOB MAYER?

How about LEE CHILD?

Or BARRY EISLER?

Cast your vote in the comments section. No prize for the winner, because being beautiful, sorry, handsome is a reward in itself.

120 Responses
  1. August 11, 2010

    I’m in a procrastinating mood so I’ll play:
    In a runway competition I’d pick Eisler ’cause he’s drop dead gorgeous in person and I’ve never actually encountered the others. But Mayer has that real life tough guy military thing going on, so yeah…

  2. August 11, 2010

    I’m in a procrastinating mood so I’ll play:
    In a runway competition I’d pick Eisler ’cause he’s drop dead gorgeous in person and I’ve never actually encountered the others. But Mayer has that real life tough guy military thing going on, so yeah…

  3. August 11, 2010

    I’m in a procrastinating mood so I’ll play:
    In a runway competition I’d pick Eisler ’cause he’s drop dead gorgeous in person and I’ve never actually encountered the others. But Mayer has that real life tough guy military thing going on, so yeah…

  4. August 11, 2010

    I’m in a procrastinating mood so I’ll play:
    In a runway competition I’d pick Eisler ’cause he’s drop dead gorgeous in person and I’ve never actually encountered the others. But Mayer has that real life tough guy military thing going on, so yeah…

  5. August 11, 2010

    I’m in a procrastinating mood so I’ll play:
    In a runway competition I’d pick Eisler ’cause he’s drop dead gorgeous in person and I’ve never actually encountered the others. But Mayer has that real life tough guy military thing going on, so yeah…

  6. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I’d say Eisler out of the three, but, I’d like to add another to mix if I may, Harlan Coben, there’s something about him that oozes sex appeal :)

    • August 11, 2010

      I, too, wondered where Harlan Coben was!

      • August 11, 2010

        Will that be pre-bald Harlan or bald Harlan?

        • August 11, 2010

          I’ve never seen him with hair!

          • August 11, 2010

            I went and looked…definitely sans hair.
            BTW, I think Harlan is not as sexy by looks as he is by personality and charm–though he’s definitely not bad to look at!

          • Anonymous permalink
            August 11, 2010

            Never seen him with hair, but I find him very sexy none the less. I love his writing as well, so perhaps that may be the attraction, but there is something hot about him. Joseph Finder also is kind of sexy, mostly from his writing and interviews I’ve read.

          • Anonymous permalink
            August 11, 2010

            Never seen him with hair, but I find him very sexy none the less. I love his writing as well, so perhaps that may be the attraction, but there is something hot about him. Joseph Finder also is kind of sexy, mostly from his writing and interviews I’ve read.

          • Anonymous permalink
            August 11, 2010

            Never seen him with hair, but I find him very sexy none the less. I love his writing as well, so perhaps that may be the attraction, but there is something hot about him. Joseph Finder also is kind of sexy, mostly from his writing and interviews I’ve read.

          • Anonymous permalink
            August 11, 2010

            Never seen him with hair, but I find him very sexy none the less. I love his writing as well, so perhaps that may be the attraction, but there is something hot about him. Joseph Finder also is kind of sexy, mostly from his writing and interviews I’ve read.

          • Anonymous permalink
            August 11, 2010

            Never seen him with hair, but I find him very sexy none the less. I love his writing as well, so perhaps that may be the attraction, but there is something hot about him. Joseph Finder also is kind of sexy, mostly from his writing and interviews I’ve read.

          • August 11, 2010

            I went and looked…definitely sans hair.
            BTW, I think Harlan is not as sexy by looks as he is by personality and charm–though he’s definitely not bad to look at!

          • August 11, 2010

            I went and looked…definitely sans hair.
            BTW, I think Harlan is not as sexy by looks as he is by personality and charm–though he’s definitely not bad to look at!

          • August 11, 2010

            I went and looked…definitely sans hair.
            BTW, I think Harlan is not as sexy by looks as he is by personality and charm–though he’s definitely not bad to look at!

          • August 11, 2010

            I went and looked…definitely sans hair.
            BTW, I think Harlan is not as sexy by looks as he is by personality and charm–though he’s definitely not bad to look at!

        • August 11, 2010

          I’ve never seen him with hair!

        • August 11, 2010

          I’ve never seen him with hair!

        • August 11, 2010

          I’ve never seen him with hair!

        • August 11, 2010

          I’ve never seen him with hair!

      • August 11, 2010

        Will that be pre-bald Harlan or bald Harlan?

      • August 11, 2010

        Will that be pre-bald Harlan or bald Harlan?

      • August 11, 2010

        Will that be pre-bald Harlan or bald Harlan?

      • August 11, 2010

        Will that be pre-bald Harlan or bald Harlan?

    • August 11, 2010

      I, too, wondered where Harlan Coben was!

    • August 11, 2010

      I, too, wondered where Harlan Coben was!

    • August 11, 2010

      I, too, wondered where Harlan Coben was!

    • August 11, 2010

      I, too, wondered where Harlan Coben was!

  7. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I’d say Eisler out of the three, but, I’d like to add another to mix if I may, Harlan Coben, there’s something about him that oozes sex appeal :)

  8. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I’d say Eisler out of the three, but, I’d like to add another to mix if I may, Harlan Coben, there’s something about him that oozes sex appeal :)

  9. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I’d say Eisler out of the three, but, I’d like to add another to mix if I may, Harlan Coben, there’s something about him that oozes sex appeal :)

  10. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I’d say Eisler out of the three, but, I’d like to add another to mix if I may, Harlan Coben, there’s something about him that oozes sex appeal :)

  11. August 11, 2010

    My God, Barry Eisler is gorgeous! He looks like Scott Speedman! Or Luke Wilson!
    But I’m afraid my heart belongs to Christopher Pike. There’s one picture of him in existence, and it’s moody and awesome. Though I accept, my attraction to him might be something to do with loving his books, as a teenager.

  12. August 11, 2010

    My God, Barry Eisler is gorgeous! He looks like Scott Speedman! Or Luke Wilson!
    But I’m afraid my heart belongs to Christopher Pike. There’s one picture of him in existence, and it’s moody and awesome. Though I accept, my attraction to him might be something to do with loving his books, as a teenager.

  13. August 11, 2010

    My God, Barry Eisler is gorgeous! He looks like Scott Speedman! Or Luke Wilson!
    But I’m afraid my heart belongs to Christopher Pike. There’s one picture of him in existence, and it’s moody and awesome. Though I accept, my attraction to him might be something to do with loving his books, as a teenager.

  14. August 11, 2010

    My God, Barry Eisler is gorgeous! He looks like Scott Speedman! Or Luke Wilson!
    But I’m afraid my heart belongs to Christopher Pike. There’s one picture of him in existence, and it’s moody and awesome. Though I accept, my attraction to him might be something to do with loving his books, as a teenager.

  15. August 11, 2010

    My God, Barry Eisler is gorgeous! He looks like Scott Speedman! Or Luke Wilson!
    But I’m afraid my heart belongs to Christopher Pike. There’s one picture of him in existence, and it’s moody and awesome. Though I accept, my attraction to him might be something to do with loving his books, as a teenager.

  16. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I kinda like Tom Perrotta. I’ve been watching his interviews about The Abstinence Teacher…soon to be movie. He looks very “fit”, nice blue eyes. Works for me.

  17. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I kinda like Tom Perrotta. I’ve been watching his interviews about The Abstinence Teacher…soon to be movie. He looks very “fit”, nice blue eyes. Works for me.

  18. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I kinda like Tom Perrotta. I’ve been watching his interviews about The Abstinence Teacher…soon to be movie. He looks very “fit”, nice blue eyes. Works for me.

  19. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I kinda like Tom Perrotta. I’ve been watching his interviews about The Abstinence Teacher…soon to be movie. He looks very “fit”, nice blue eyes. Works for me.

  20. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    I kinda like Tom Perrotta. I’ve been watching his interviews about The Abstinence Teacher…soon to be movie. He looks very “fit”, nice blue eyes. Works for me.

  21. August 11, 2010

    The picture makes Bob Mayer look like he just got caught taking a piss outside and the one of Lee Child looks like he just got caught watching porn so by default (and because he’s super hot) my vote is for Barry Eisler.
    Captcha word: self-denial.
    Nah.

  22. August 11, 2010

    The picture makes Bob Mayer look like he just got caught taking a piss outside and the one of Lee Child looks like he just got caught watching porn so by default (and because he’s super hot) my vote is for Barry Eisler.
    Captcha word: self-denial.
    Nah.

  23. August 11, 2010

    The picture makes Bob Mayer look like he just got caught taking a piss outside and the one of Lee Child looks like he just got caught watching porn so by default (and because he’s super hot) my vote is for Barry Eisler.
    Captcha word: self-denial.
    Nah.

  24. August 11, 2010

    The picture makes Bob Mayer look like he just got caught taking a piss outside and the one of Lee Child looks like he just got caught watching porn so by default (and because he’s super hot) my vote is for Barry Eisler.
    Captcha word: self-denial.
    Nah.

  25. August 11, 2010

    The picture makes Bob Mayer look like he just got caught taking a piss outside and the one of Lee Child looks like he just got caught watching porn so by default (and because he’s super hot) my vote is for Barry Eisler.
    Captcha word: self-denial.
    Nah.

  26. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    The big poofy hair on Eisler is a little silly, but then again, he is better than the other 2.

  27. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    The big poofy hair on Eisler is a little silly, but then again, he is better than the other 2.

  28. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    The big poofy hair on Eisler is a little silly, but then again, he is better than the other 2.

  29. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    The big poofy hair on Eisler is a little silly, but then again, he is better than the other 2.

  30. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    The big poofy hair on Eisler is a little silly, but then again, he is better than the other 2.

  31. August 11, 2010

    Neil Gaiman! I love’em tall, dark and geeky!

  32. August 11, 2010

    Neil Gaiman! I love’em tall, dark and geeky!

  33. August 11, 2010

    Neil Gaiman! I love’em tall, dark and geeky!

  34. August 11, 2010

    Neil Gaiman! I love’em tall, dark and geeky!

  35. August 11, 2010

    Neil Gaiman! I love’em tall, dark and geeky!

  36. August 11, 2010

    Vince Flynn!

  37. August 11, 2010

    Vince Flynn!

  38. August 11, 2010

    Vince Flynn!

  39. August 11, 2010

    Vince Flynn!

  40. August 11, 2010

    Vince Flynn!

  41. August 11, 2010

    David Baldacci?

  42. August 11, 2010

    David Baldacci?

  43. August 11, 2010

    David Baldacci?

  44. August 11, 2010

    David Baldacci?

  45. August 11, 2010

    David Baldacci?

  46. August 11, 2010

    Michael Chabon?

  47. August 11, 2010

    Michael Chabon?

  48. August 11, 2010

    Michael Chabon?

  49. August 11, 2010

    Michael Chabon?

  50. August 11, 2010

    Michael Chabon?

  51. August 11, 2010

    And my favorite…
    Richard Castle!
    Hee

    Okay, yes, it’s a rain day here.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Well, Richard Castle goes without saying…he’s a league of his own.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Well, Richard Castle goes without saying…he’s a league of his own.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Well, Richard Castle goes without saying…he’s a league of his own.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Well, Richard Castle goes without saying…he’s a league of his own.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Well, Richard Castle goes without saying…he’s a league of his own.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Isn’t that Nathan Fillion?
      - Ann Bruce

      • August 13, 2010

        Re: And my favorite…
        Rick Castle has been compared to Nathan Fillion a lot! I see a little resemblance.

      • August 13, 2010

        Re: And my favorite…
        Rick Castle has been compared to Nathan Fillion a lot! I see a little resemblance.

      • August 13, 2010

        Re: And my favorite…
        Rick Castle has been compared to Nathan Fillion a lot! I see a little resemblance.

      • August 13, 2010

        Re: And my favorite…
        Rick Castle has been compared to Nathan Fillion a lot! I see a little resemblance.

      • August 13, 2010

        Re: And my favorite…
        Rick Castle has been compared to Nathan Fillion a lot! I see a little resemblance.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Isn’t that Nathan Fillion?
      - Ann Bruce

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Isn’t that Nathan Fillion?
      - Ann Bruce

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Isn’t that Nathan Fillion?
      - Ann Bruce

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 12, 2010

      Re: And my favorite…
      Isn’t that Nathan Fillion?
      - Ann Bruce

  52. August 11, 2010

    And my favorite…
    Richard Castle!
    Hee

    Okay, yes, it’s a rain day here.

  53. August 11, 2010

    And my favorite…
    Richard Castle!
    Hee

    Okay, yes, it’s a rain day here.

  54. August 11, 2010

    And my favorite…
    Richard Castle!
    Hee

    Okay, yes, it’s a rain day here.

  55. August 11, 2010

    And my favorite…
    Richard Castle!
    Hee

    Okay, yes, it’s a rain day here.

  56. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    Forget these three…
    Neil Gaiman!
    Writing-wise, I’m one of the few who enjoy Mayer’s collaborations with Crusie. I nearly died laughing reading the sex scene with Althea in DON’T LOOK DOWN.
    - Ann Bruce

  57. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    Forget these three…
    Neil Gaiman!
    Writing-wise, I’m one of the few who enjoy Mayer’s collaborations with Crusie. I nearly died laughing reading the sex scene with Althea in DON’T LOOK DOWN.
    - Ann Bruce

  58. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    Forget these three…
    Neil Gaiman!
    Writing-wise, I’m one of the few who enjoy Mayer’s collaborations with Crusie. I nearly died laughing reading the sex scene with Althea in DON’T LOOK DOWN.
    - Ann Bruce

  59. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    Forget these three…
    Neil Gaiman!
    Writing-wise, I’m one of the few who enjoy Mayer’s collaborations with Crusie. I nearly died laughing reading the sex scene with Althea in DON’T LOOK DOWN.
    - Ann Bruce

  60. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2010

    Forget these three…
    Neil Gaiman!
    Writing-wise, I’m one of the few who enjoy Mayer’s collaborations with Crusie. I nearly died laughing reading the sex scene with Althea in DON’T LOOK DOWN.
    - Ann Bruce

  61. Anonymous permalink
    August 12, 2010

    Gratuitous Objectification
    Sebastian Junger definitely deserves a place at the pretty-male-authors table.

  62. Anonymous permalink
    August 12, 2010

    Gratuitous Objectification
    Sebastian Junger definitely deserves a place at the pretty-male-authors table.

  63. Anonymous permalink
    August 12, 2010

    Gratuitous Objectification
    Sebastian Junger definitely deserves a place at the pretty-male-authors table.

  64. Anonymous permalink
    August 12, 2010

    Gratuitous Objectification
    Sebastian Junger definitely deserves a place at the pretty-male-authors table.

  65. Anonymous permalink
    August 12, 2010

    Gratuitous Objectification
    Sebastian Junger definitely deserves a place at the pretty-male-authors table.

  66. August 12, 2010

    Chabon! Oh, those eyes. *swoon*
    But my pick of the three is probably Eisler. He’s got that sexy swagger down.

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 15, 2010

      Swagger? Lol!

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 15, 2010

      Swagger? Lol!

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 15, 2010

      Swagger? Lol!

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 15, 2010

      Swagger? Lol!

    • Anonymous permalink
      August 15, 2010

      Swagger? Lol!

  67. August 12, 2010

    Chabon! Oh, those eyes. *swoon*
    But my pick of the three is probably Eisler. He’s got that sexy swagger down.

  68. August 12, 2010

    Chabon! Oh, those eyes. *swoon*
    But my pick of the three is probably Eisler. He’s got that sexy swagger down.

  69. August 12, 2010

    Chabon! Oh, those eyes. *swoon*
    But my pick of the three is probably Eisler. He’s got that sexy swagger down.

  70. August 12, 2010

    Chabon! Oh, those eyes. *swoon*
    But my pick of the three is probably Eisler. He’s got that sexy swagger down.

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