The prawns are infecting us – ick!

So, I came up for air only to hear that there is an infestation of prawns at places like Bookstrand and All Romance Ebooks, thanks mostly to self-published authors. In fact, there is a free ebook available at ARe right now, called, of all things, DP for Daddy. The charming description reads:

This is a short, sex-only story that follows on immediately from ‘Strip for Daddy’.

If you’re interested in the tale of how and why ‘Candy’ (who is really Stacy), ended up in a hotel room getting fucked by her step-daddy and four of his buddies, then you should really read that story, first.

Go ahead – I’ll wait.

On the other hand, if you just want to read about Daddy’s little stripper slut getting double-teamed and more, then read on.

Yes, I downloaded it, along with a few other free prawns in the marketplace. I fully expect to be entertained by the LULZ, so let’s see how things go once I have time to look at them. If you haven’t gobbled the free prawns at ARe, act quick. After Paypal shut down the prawn stalls at Bookstrand, ARe may be next on the list.

PS: That book with the title Beauty Touched The Beast – what a missed opportunity! Should have been called Beauty Touched The Breast for maximum impact.

PS2: Is it consider selling out if an author takes her hardcore family prawn story, make all the family members stepparents and stepchildren, and sell them as some pseudo-family prawn story in a mainstream venue? I wonder how that kind of prawn is more acceptable than hardcore family prawns. Hmm, maybe there is some kind of hardcore prawn fiction community where I can lurk and figure out the dynamics of going mainstream versus staying true to the spirit of the prawn.